Cavs Announce Summer League Roster

Well, it’s the All- Star break for baseball. Basketball isn’t going on, and there’s absolutely nothing to write about. Then, the Cavs announced their summer league roster. So, let’s take a look.

The Guys You’ve Heard of:

Kyrie Irving (Duke)

Tristan Thompson (Texas)

Dion Waiters (Syracuse) [It is really difficult to not spell his name ‘Deion’]

Tyler Zeller (North Carolina)

Luke Harangody (Notre Dame)

The Donald (Sloan) (Texas A&M)

The Rest:

TJ Campbell (Portland)

Michael Eric (or is it Eric Michael?) (Nigeria)

Justin Holiday (Washington)

Rob Jones (St. Mary’s)

D.J. Kennedy (St. John’s)

Matt Pressey (Missoruhhh)

Garrett Temple (LSU)

S’Mardough (Louisville)

 

Not bad. I’ve seen worse. That, being said, it’s the Summer League. I’m not sure if you noticed… but I have given Samardo Samuels a nickname. S’Mardough. Because he’s fat and he’s god- awful.

The good news is that all of the games will be broadcast live on NBATV! Here’s the schedule:

7/16: NBA D- League vs. Cleveland

• I love this. It’s like back in the old days when it was the WWF VERSUS THE WORLD. AND IT’S AWESOME. (But it won’t be on TV. SHIT. Don’t worry though because it is the only one that isn’t on TV)

7/17: Phoenix vs Cleveland @ 1:30pm EST

7/19: Minnesota vs Cleveland @1:00pm EST

7/20: New York vs Cleveland @9 AM EST (good god)

Yeah, that’s about all I’ve got. Time to fall asleep and watch the rest of the All- Star game.

 

#ThingsAdamDunnIsBetterAtThanBaseball

 

 

Luke Harangody, you’re awful.